PEOPLE BEEN DRANKIN (IF BOOZE COULD TALK)
HAPPYRON H.
Genre: Contemporary Country
Tempo: 140
Additional Notes:
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Backstory:
Saw a book on the history of drinking
Lyrics:
PEOPLE BEEN DRANKIN (Lyrics)
by HappyRon in D
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People been drankin’ back / since the dawn of time
People been drankin’ since / water turned to wine
People been drankin’ - is / anyone in doubt?
People been drankin’ so / don't leave me out! / / /
VERSE 1
Last night, I peered down / into my beer and my /
beer says, "Lend me your / ear. Oh — and /
lend me your cash, and / lend me your brain, and I'll
tell you what you wanted to / hear!" And my beer says
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VERSE 2
Last night, I grinned down into my gin, and my
gin says, "Lo and behold!
Drink me just like the bold highwaymen did, with their
swords and their fists full of gold!" And my gin says
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VERSE 3:
Last night, I cried down into my rye, and my
rye says, "Head for the hills!
Drink me just like the sly moonshiners did, from their
jugs filling up to the gills!" And my rye says
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VERSE 4:
Last night, I swum down into my rum, and my
rum says,"Aaarrh, matey, aaarrh!
Drink me just like them thar pirates once did, when they’re
slammin' their hooks on the bar!" And my rum says
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VERSE 5: (Rubato)
Last night, I zip-lined into my wine, and my
wine says, (spoken) "Don't keep me hid!
Drink me just like the old Romans once did, when you
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drink me and you go make a kid!" And my wine says
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