Songs by HAPPYRON H.


   

PEOPLE BEEN DRANKIN (IF BOOZE COULD TALK)

  1. PEOPLE BEEN DRANKIN (IF BOOZE COULD TALK)
    HAPPYRON H.
    Genre: Contemporary Country
    Tempo: 140


    Additional Notes:
    No Notes Available


    Backstory:
    Saw a book on the history of drinking                                                                                                                                               

    Lyrics:
                                                      
    PEOPLE BEEN DRANKIN (Lyrics) by HappyRon in D CHORUS People been drankin’ back / since the dawn of time People been drankin’ since / water turned to wine People been drankin’ - is / anyone in doubt? People been drankin’ so / don't leave me out! / / / VERSE 1 Last night, I peered down / into my beer and my / beer says, "Lend me your / ear. Oh — and / lend me your cash, and / lend me your brain, and I'll tell you what you wanted to / hear!" And my beer says CHORUS VERSE 2 Last night, I grinned down into my gin, and my gin says, "Lo and behold! Drink me just like the bold highwaymen did, with their swords and their fists full of gold!" And my gin says CHORUS: VERSE 3: Last night, I cried down into my rye, and my rye says, "Head for the hills! Drink me just like the sly moonshiners did, from their jugs filling up to the gills!" And my rye says CHORUS: VERSE 4: Last night, I swum down into my rum, and my rum says,"Aaarrh, matey, aaarrh! Drink me just like them thar pirates once did, when they’re slammin' their hooks on the bar!" And my rum says CHORUS: VERSE 5: (Rubato) Last night, I zip-lined into my wine, and my wine says, (spoken) "Don't keep me hid! Drink me just like the old Romans once did, when you (a tempo) drink me and you go make a kid!" And my wine says CHORUS:


                                                                                                                                                                                        
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