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I drove down a backroad
Traveling on my own
Somewhere south of Phoenix
Where only lobos roam
When a sudden thunder made the blacktop tremble
And tumbleweeds were circling in the air
Then a spaceship chased my truck
A light ray beamed me up 
And an alien looked at me with a cold blank stare

Mr spaceman
Don't dissect me please
I hope you come in peace
we have a lot to talk about
Mr spaceman
Have you checked the atmosphere
We could use someone here 
To help us out
Please let's talk things out

His translation device 
Tried to sound polite 
When the alien explained 
Why they came to fight
Our penchant for excess fucked up our planet
Now we need another place to multiply
We just want you for some tests
Before we kill the rest
So please relax and be prepared to die

Mr spaceman
Don't dissect me please
I'd hoped you'd come in peace
We have a lot to talk about
Mr spaceman
Have you checked the atmosphere
We could use someone here 
To help us out
Please please let's talk things out

Neither one of us knew it right then
But I was Covid positive again 
And it didn't take that long 
Before they all were dead and gone 
So this pesky fucking virus saved my ass 
And human life on earth I guess 

Mr spaceman
I'd hoped you'd come in peace
We should have talked at least
And worked things out
Mr spaceman
You should have checked the biosphere
You could have really helped us here 
Without a doubt
We should have talked things out