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Backstory:

Armie Hammer, the actor                                                                                                                                                             

Lyrics:

                                                  
					DON’T EAT ME   
				Music and Lyrics by Daniel Curzon
VERSE #1:
I CONFESS I WAS LONELY,   
OVERWEIGHT AND SORT OF HOMELY.
EVEN THOUGH YOUR GRAMMAR WAS BAD, 
. . . I ADMIT I ANSWERED YOUR AD  
VERSE #2:
OH, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER   
WHEN THERE WAS SWEAT ON YOUR SWEATER. 
BUT YOU WERE SO CUDDLY AND CUTE  
. . . IN YOUR FABULOUS BIRTHDAY SUIT! 
CHORUS:
NOW I’VE BOUGHT ME A GUN
AND I’M WAITIN’ FOR YOU, HON.
DON’T BEAT ME.
DON’T EAT ME.
DON’T DARE SAY YOU COMPLETE ME!
IF YOU COME THROUGH THAT DOOR,
I SWEAR, I SWEAR, I SWEAR I WILL LOVE YOU NO MORE!
VERSE #3:
SO IT WAS KINKY, OKAY!? [7]
THEN IT WAS NOT. JUST STINKY ALL THE DAY. 
AND NEXT CAME THE STALKING FROM YOU.
. . . IT WAS ALL TOO BAD TO BE TRUE.  [8]
REPEAT CHORUS
NOW I’VE BOUGHT ME A GUN
AND I’M WAITING FOR YOU, HON.
DON’T BEAT ME.
DON’T EAT ME.
DON’T DARE SAY YOU COMPLETE ME!
IF YOU COME THROUGHN THAT DOOR,
I SWEAR, I SWEAR, I SWEAR I WILL LOVE YOU NO MORE!

VERSE #4: 
I’VE CALLED THE SHERIFF ON YOU  
THEY’LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE OR TWO. 
AND I’LL TELL THEM AIM FOR YOUR HEAD. 
JUST HOPE THEY DON’T SHOOT ME INSTEAD. 

VERSE #5:
LOVE IS A DANGEROUS GAME. 
IT CAN LEAVE YOU BROKEN AND LAME. 
YET I KNOW THAT THIS MUCH IS TRUE. 
THAT YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHEN IT’S THROUGH. 

REPEAT CHORUS.
ENDING: IF YOU COME THROUGH THAT DOOR,
                 I WILL LOVE YOU NO MORE.
(spoken) I SWEAR!