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Damn Right I’m sorry

Your honor, she said
She was going to get the house that I inherited from my old man
My retirement account that worth around  $350 grand
She'll also get my bass boat, and the lake front property
unless of course I  show remorse with a heartfelt apology

 Your honor I have  loved her honest and faithfully
But if it pleases the court I'll do my part and say  I’m sorry


Damn right I’m sorry, I’m sorry that I said “I do”
Because I realized as time went by that she hadn’t been true
We have three pretty children and none of them look like me
Despite their DNA I love ‘em anyway but for her   I’m so   sorry

well I came home early one morning after working the midnight shift
Only to find briefs that weren’t mine, and  some shoes that didn’t fit I seen him jump out of the window, he left a palm print on the glass
It belonged to a guy about your size with a tattoo on his 

Ahh that’s heresy
Your honor you keep interrupting, won’t let me complete a thought
It’s a not heresy, its the  tragic  way that you run this court so

Damn right I’m sorry, I’m sorry that I said “I do”
Because I realized as time went by that she hadn’t been true
We have three pretty children and none of them look like me
Despite their DNA I love em anyway but for her   I’m so   sorry

It's no surprise with  those green eyes,  why my youngest looks like you  
So judge, If you don’t mind could I’d like to check your behind for that tattoo

Damn right I’m sorry, I’m sorry that I said “I do”
Because I realized as time went by that she hadn’t been true
We have three pretty children and the youngest looks like you
Judge if that's your  DNA, I'm sorry to say but I'm really  screwed