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Backstory:

     I teach real estate classes in Nashville, Tennessee. Students have asked me to write a song for them or about them. This is about the one thing every student in every class has dreaded - - the test.   
     If you are listening and you are a student or have been one of my students, you may recognize a question you asked or a statement you made in this song. I'm sure The Test will bring back memories.  Enjoy! This is for you. 

Lyrics:

                                                  
                     THE TEST
            (The Real Estate Test Song)

Songwriter:   A. J. Medlock

Verse One
MY HAND WAS UP HIGH   -   I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND
ILLEGAL RED LINES OR A LIFE ESTATE
WILL PUFFING BE ALLRIGHT  -  WILL DUAL AGENTS FIGHT
WILL I GET PAID IF I FACILITATE
    ARE YOU ARRESTED  
                  FOR ADVERSE POSSESSION
    WHY CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT COMMISSIONS!

Chorus
OH OH OH  -  MY HEAD IS SPINNIN' - 
IS IT TIME FOR A BREAK  
THERE'S A STRANGE LANGUAGE ON EVERY PAGE
IT WOULD HELP ME OUT AND BE IN MY BEST INTEREST
IF TEST ANXIETY COULD SOMEHOW EXCUSE ME
FROM TAKING THE TEST    -   I SAID THE TEST

Verse Two
DO FANNIE AND FREDDIE  - MAKE LOANS TO MISS GINNIE
BIG MONEY AND FREEDOM MADE ME TAKE THIS CLASS 
WHAT KIND OF MATH IS THIS - IS IT OK TO MISS
MY FRIENDS KNOW I'M HERE  - OH LORD I HOPE I PASS
       THAT NEW CAR WON'T HAVE TO WAIT 
                    IF I KEEP ALL THIS STRAIGHT
       I CAN'T WAIT TO SELL REAL ESTATE

Chorus
OH OH OH - MY HEAD'S STILL SPINNIN' - 
IS IT TIME FOR A BREAK
OH TELL ME TEACHER WHAT DO YOU SAY
IT WOULD HELP ME OUT AND BE IN MY BEST INTEREST
IF TEST ANXIETY COULD SOMEHOW EXCUSE ME
FROM TAKING THE TEST  - I SAID THE TEST
OH TEACHER THINK ABOUT IT - THE TEST - YES - THE TEST

The Test
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