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Ain’t Ready to Negotiate  Country, male singer, up-tempo: Ron Brown  412-596-5831


Verse 1

She’s hotter than a hundred dollar plasma TV
Sweeter than peaches smothered in… honey
She fries her chicken never dry or greazey
And she loves me though I ain’t got… money

But lately she’s been hintin’ at a… ring
Don’t think I want what the ring thing brings 


Chorus: 

Cause (But) I can’t be -- tied down
That ain’t me – No how
I love her -- heaven knows
But, I ain’t pr’pared to share my Cheerios
So, I can’t take -- the bait
She’ll just have -- to wait 
N’ I ain’t ready to……… to negotiate

Verse 2

She’s smarter than a winner on a daytime quiz show
So down to earth, she’s an open… book
She drives her Chevy like a NASCAR tour pro 
N’ she catches fish -- no bait on… the hook 

But lately she’s been talkin’ bout… babies
She wants a bunch and I don’t mean maybe!


Chorus 1


Bridge

Late last night… She called to say goodbye
Gave me one last chance… ‘N Lord knows I’d ‘ve liked to try…


Chorus 2

But I can’t be -- tied down
That ain’t me – No how
Strawberry hair – lovin’ eyes
And a derriere that’ll mesmerize
But I can’t take -- the bait
She’ll just have -- to wait 
And I ain’t ready to……… negotiate


(Tag Line -- Spoken)…(Phone ringing)  ” Uhhh… Darlin’… could you uhhh… could you put your sister on the phone?”