Backstory
I have a sister law who is crazy shopper like this so I had to write this .
Lyrics
Verse 1
December twenty-third, I’m running out of time,
Got a list a mile long and I’m standing in a line.
Somebody took my parking spot, I’m circling again,
Christmas spirit’s hanging on by a candy cane thread!
Got Mom a fuzzy sweater, Dad a brand-new drill,
The kids want everything they’ve seen on TikTok still.
My shopping cart is overflowing, my wallet’s looking thin,
But they’re playing “Jingle Bells,” so here we go again!
Chorus
Christmas shopping, shop, shop, shopping,
Running through the stores and I ain’t stopping!
Bags in my hands, presents in the car,
Forgot where I parked — Lord, I’ve gone too far!
Christmas shopping, laugh till we drop,
Credit card smoking but we just can’t stop!
Red and green, mistletoe and cheer,
Going broke for Christmas — same as every year!
Verse 2
I bought the wrong size sweater, lost a gift receipt,
A kid knocked over Santa while I’m looking for a seat.
The checkout line is twenty deep, my feet are killing me,
And someone grabbed the last darn toy from underneath the tree!
Then I get home wrapping with some tape stuck in my hair,
The dog runs off with Rudolph and there’s ribbons everywhere.
Cookies in the oven, Christmas music turned up loud,
And suddenly this crazy mess feels pretty good somehow.
Chorus
Christmas shopping, shop, shop, shopping,
Running through the stores and I ain’t stopping!
Bags in my hands, presents in the car,
Forgot where I parked — Lord, I’ve gone too far!
Christmas shopping, laugh till we drop,
Credit card smoking but we just can’t stop!
Red and green, mistletoe and cheer,
Going broke for Christmas — same as every year!
Bridge
But Christmas morning when the lights come on,
All that shopping madness is suddenly gone.
When everybody’s laughing and the family’s near,
I swear I wouldn’t change a thing about this time of year!
Final Chorus
Christmas shopping, shop, shop, shopping,
Next year I’ll start early — yeah, who am I kidding?!
Raise that cocoa, let the sleigh bells ring,
Christmas time’s my favorite crazy thing!
Christmas shopping, laugh till we drop,
Give a little love ’cause that’s the gift on top.
Red and green, everybody cheer—
Merry Christmas, y’all… we survived another year!
Outro
Ho, ho, ho!
Where’d I park that car?!