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© 2007 Tina Tufts/Germain Brunet

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DAPPER CAVALIER WHO STOLE MY HEART
THAT SMOOTH AND SEXY CASANOVA MAN WHO HAD ME FROM THE START
ALWAYS DRESSED TO MAKE THE LADIES BEG
PAST THE NINES A PERFECT TEN…HECK 
EVEN IN A PAIR OF FADED JEANS, OH GOD AMEN

EVER SINCE WE SAID I DO, I’VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE HE WENT

CHORUS

(CHORUS 1)

THAT DON’T IMPRESS ME 
FORGETTIN’ HOW TA SHAVE
COUCH POTATO ALIENS
DONE STOLE MY MAN AWAY
THAT TRAIL OF SOCKS AND DIRTY CLOTHES
BEEN THERE SINCE YESTERDAY
IF YOU THINK MAYBE….I FIND THAT HOT
OH HONEY…NOT!....NOT!


YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU BETTER OR FOR WORSE, THOSE VOWS I’LL KEEP
I’M ONLY ASKIN’ BRING ME BACK THE MAN WHO SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET
THAT CHARMING GUY WHO WHISPERED IN MY EAR
MADE ME WEAK WITH WORDS I LOVED TO HEAR
BROUGHT ME FLOWERS ONCE IN A WHILE, THAT’S WHAT I LOVED.

I’M NOT A SHALLOW GIRL BUT DANG…ENOUGH’S ENOUGH!

CHORUS 


THAT DON’T IMPRESS ME 
 FORGETTIN’ HOW TA’ SHAVE
COUCH POTATO ALIENS
DONE STOLE MY MAN AWAY
THAT TRAIL OF SOCKS AND DIRTY CLOTHES
BEEN THERE SINCE YESTERDAY
IF YOU THINK MAYBE….I FIND THAT HOT
OH HONEY!....NOT!......NOT!


YEAH LIFE GETS CRAZY….BUT WHERE’D MY BA-BY GO…WHOA WHERE’D HE GO?!? 



CHORUS 1

THAT DON’T IMPRESS ME 
FORGETTIN’ HOW TA SHAVE
COUCH POTATO ALIENS
DONE STOLE… MY MAN… AWAY
DON’T LOOK SURPRISED AND WONDER WHY
ROMANCE IS M.I.A
(…NO THAT DON’T DO IT FOR ME…in a talking voice)

THAT TRAIL OF SOCKS AND DIRTY CLOTHES
BEEN THERE SINCE YESTERDAY
IF YOU THINK MAYBE…..I FIND THAT HOT
(C’MON LADIES  WHATYA THINK?) 
NOT!
(I DIDN’T HEAR YOU GIRLS)               NOT!